Everyone needs a job, but not everyone is able to get one. The usual reason for being passed over has nothing to do with indecent exposure or male genitalia and everything to do with stellar candidate competition. Losing out on a job you're oh-so-qualified for due to a lot of competition stinks. Wait... genitalia? Where did that come from?

Well, a Texas man wanted to prove that everything is bigger in Texas. So he mailed his oversized resume (just kidding) and picture of his jolly old friend to the good folks at Texas Workforce Solutions.

The unnamed man, let's just call him "John," might very well have applied for a job at the Texas Workforce Solutions agency because of their stellar reputation. The Dallas-based agency aims to "help" job seekers develop skills that will make them attractive candidates for open positions statewide. They do so by providing "resources, tips and tools to build a stronger Texas workforce."

What's not known is it "John's" job application and resume were rock solid. Nevertheless, the unfortunate and creepy attachment undermined all his hard work. Okay, okay enough already. I promise to minimize the frequency of these bad puns, but they're just too funny.

However, the man's XXX rated picture didn't amuse the Dallas Police Department. Someone at the agency had to have notified them, and good on them. The workplace is already stressful enough without having to deal with unwanted nudity.

Dallas police spokesman DeMarquis Black offered up the simplest and best response to this unusual predicament.

"I think I know why he can't find a job," Black says.

It should be mentioned however that in America you are innocent until proven guilty. The Huffington Post reports that authorites are unsure if whether the message was sent maliciously or by accident. If it's indeed the latter then the man has certainly found himself in an unsual predicement. 

Luckily he can always call up Anthony Weiner and inquire about open positions if he runs into further job search issues.

Have you even sent out any regrettable email attachments to your family and friends? Or perhaps you took your mistake up a notch by CCing your boss? Let us know in the comments section below.